Swimming trunks to give men a beach boost
A swimwear company has designed a range of swimming trunks which they claim do for men's groins what the Wonderbra did for women's breasts.The trunks give a boost to the male anatomy so that even when emerging from a cold sea in wet lycra swimming trunks your modesty is kept intact.
'Rooster Boosters' work by the wearer slipping a patented padded cup into a pocket at the front of the swimshorts, specially designed to enhance the shape of their penis.
Makers say the cup also offers additional comfort to men who will be able to select from a variety of padding sizes ... I'm guessing XXL will be a best seller.
A spokesperson for Busy Summer who produce the £19 trunks said: "The problem with speedos has always been that the male anatomy in wet body hugging lycra is at very least unattractive."After all cold water is extremely punishing.
"Much like a padded bra enhances and shapes the breast, the unique patented cup device enhances and shapes the groin region."
She added that the trunks can be used to "create the discrete illusion that you are packing a bit more than you actually have" and are less obvious than "squashed retracted genitalia behind wet lycra."
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Busy Summer
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