The play tells how the three wise men - from the East End - came bearing gifts of Gold, Adidas and Burberry. 

Another scene performed by pupils at Oakwood School in Kent, shows Mary and Joseph breaking into a garage because there was no room at the inn.

But unamused parents say the play is "disgraceful" and that the school should not be condoning it.

The local council claim that the script was the product of a drama class and the 'official' school nativity will be a traditional.