Unusual Incidents: From Fountain Crash Fast Food to Stolen Museum Banana Art
A French tourist crashes an SUV into a Sydney fountain while eating McDonald's, a museum reports the theft of a multi-million dollar art banana, and iconic giants get much-needed makeovers.

Frenchman Charged After Fast-Food Fountain Crash in Sydney
A 21-year-old French national faces negligent driving charges in Australia following an unusual incident where he crashed an SUV into a fountain in downtown Sydney's Hyde Park. The collision, which occurred early on a Wednesday, caused an estimated Aus$15,000 (US$10,700) in damage. Remarkably, police found the man still seated behind the wheel, nonchalantly consuming a takeaway meal. Inspector Anderson Lessing of the New South Wales Police told local radio station 702 ABC Sydney, "Half of it (the SUV) was sticking inside, and half of it was sticking out, with the driver still inside. Strangely, he was still eating Macca's there." The uninjured driver claimed he was making a food delivery at the time of the bizarre accident.
Multi-Million Dollar Banana Art Stolen from French Museum
In a peculiar art theft, a French museum has filed a criminal complaint after a banana, integral to a multi-million dollar conceptual artwork, was stolen. The artwork, by Italian visual artist Maurizio Cattelan, titled "Comedian," features a banana taped to a wall. An alert guard at the Pompidou-Metz museum discovered the fruit missing on a Saturday. This is not the first time Cattelan's famous piece has been targeted; a visitor ate a banana from the installation just last July, necessitating a rapid replacement. Previous instances of the banana being consumed include at the 2019 Art Basel show and in Hong Kong in 2024, days after a version sold for $5.2 million. Cattelan has experienced a string of misfortunes with his creations, including the 2020 theft of his 18-carat gold functioning toilet artwork, "America," from a display in Britain.
Ancient English 'Rude Man' Giant Gets Major Chalk Restoration
The iconic Cerne Abbas Giant, a 55-meter (180-foot) tall, naked figure with a prominent 10-meter erect penis carved into a chalk hillside in southwest England, has undergone a significant restoration. Thought to be an ancient fertility symbol, the giant requires regular maintenance to preserve its distinctive outline. Hundreds of volunteers from various locations collaborated to give the 'Rude Man' a thorough cleaning. Liz Flight from the National Trust, the heritage conservation charity, noted, "Typically, we carry out this work every 10 years, but we noticed it was starting to look a bit dull and needed some attention." The last comprehensive makeover was in 2019, but increased winter rains washing away chalk and more frequent heatwaves encouraging algae and weed growth have hastened the blurring of its features. The origins of the Cerne Abbas Giant remain debated, though the National Trust suggests it was likely carved during the late Anglo-Saxon period, between 700 and 1100 AD.
Milan's Legendary Bull Mosaic Testicles Restored
Meanwhile, in Milan, restorers have been diligently working on the worn-down tiled testicles of a mosaic bull, a significant symbol of the Italian city. Located in the Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II shopping arcade near Milan's Duomo cathedral, legend holds that visitors who grind their heel on the bull's private parts are guaranteed to return to the city. However, Milanese authorities stated that this popular tradition has caused considerable wear and tear. "Because of constant pirouettes on the heel made by tourists visiting Milan, the pink tesserae that make up the testicles have been worn down, forming a small crater," the city explained. Restorer Gianluca Galli, while hand-cutting new pieces of stone, described the act as "probably a charming gesture but also quite damaging for a work of art." He also explained his use of epoxy resins to mitigate future damage. During renovations, tourists were observed performing the pirouette ritual on a nearby she-wolf mosaic representing Rome.
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