sex: May 2010 Archives

275x250.jpgAn 89-year-old pensioner says he was shocked when an internet search for a crossword clue left him looking looking at porn.

Jack Sedgewick had been trying to solve the clue "Wild Asian Ass (6)" which was 14 across on his puzzle when he got the rude results.

The great-granddad claims he had typed the clue into a search engine before clicking through various results trying to find the answer.

He's reported as saying he was then sickened and shocked by the photos and videos of naked Asian girls he saw, though he continued clicking because he is a dedicated crossworder.

But the story has a happy ending (as did many of the search results), Jack eventually found the answer "onager", by changing his search to 'donkey sanctuaries'.

275x250.jpgOne third of adults in Britain say they have injured themselves or suffered an ache and pain while having sex.
 

Researchers found pulled muscles were the most common complaint, followed by back injuries, carpet burns, cricked neck and bashing an elbow or knee.
 
Of those injured, 40 percent said they only realised what had happened the morning after the romp.

And two per cent have been left with broken bones because things got so heated between the sheets.
 
Five percent even claimed sex-related injuries had left them needing to take time off work… though presumably not telling the boss exactly what happened.




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