Cheesy chat up lines... which actually work
Women are more likely to fall for a man is he breaks the ice with a cheesy chat-up line, it has been found.A survey found six out of ten women said they had a soft-spot for a funny quip, because it shows a bloke has a sense of humour.
But 'researchers' OnePoll - who quizzed 2,000 women - found that it was important she found the one-liner funny.
Lines like "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" and "Is it hot in here or is it just you?" were found to work most of the time
75 percent of the woman polled said they liked men to use a chat up line when they were in a group of friends… that way they could maximise his embarrassment when they turned him down.
A spokesman for OnePoll.com said: "Women like a guy with a sense of humour and a cheesy chat-up line is a good way of displaying that.
"To fire off a good chat up line at a pretty girl the man will have to be pretty confident too, and women like confident men."
TEN CHEESY CHAT UP LINES WHICH DO WORK
1. 'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?'
2. 'I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?'
3. 'Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?'
4. 'Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?'
5. 'I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?'
6. 'Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.'
7. 'Is it hot in here or is it just you?'
8. 'Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?'
9. 'Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?'
10. 'There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.'
TEN CHEESY CHAT UP LINES WHICH DON'T
1. (Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it) and say, 'Now that I've broken the ice, let's talk.'
2. 'I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.'
3. 'Where you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?'
4. 'I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it?'
5. 'Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.'
6. 'Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.'
7. .Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.'
8. .I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.'
9. 'Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?'
10. 'I may look like a frog but if you kiss me I'll turn into a prince.'
LINKS
OnePoll.com
"To fire off a good chat up line at a pretty girl the man will have to be pretty confident too, and women like confident men."
TEN CHEESY CHAT UP LINES WHICH DO WORK
1. 'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?'
2. 'I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?'
3. 'Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?'
4. 'Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?'
5. 'I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?'
6. 'Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.'
7. 'Is it hot in here or is it just you?'
8. 'Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?'
9. 'Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?'
10. 'There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.'
TEN CHEESY CHAT UP LINES WHICH DON'T
1. (Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it) and say, 'Now that I've broken the ice, let's talk.'
2. 'I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.'
3. 'Where you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?'
4. 'I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it?'
5. 'Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.'
6. 'Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.'
7. .Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.'
8. .I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.'
9. 'Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?'
10. 'I may look like a frog but if you kiss me I'll turn into a prince.'
LINKS
OnePoll.com
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