EU infiltrated by 'leggy pretty blonde spies'
European Commission officials have been promised warned they could be the target of 'pretty blonde spies.'
A statement told them a number of agencies and organization were trying to seek sensitive and clasified information from the EU body which drafts legislation.
In the note it was claimed the threat of espionage against the commission was growing "day by day" and that the intelligence officers could take a number of guises.
Commission spokeswoman Valerie Rampi said this could be "the pretty trainee with the long legs and the blonde hair."
Oddly the canteen at the European Commission in Brussels was today filled with middle-aged male politicians speaking very loudly about how much sensitive information they knew.
"Services are making repeated attempts to compromise Commission information by using intelligence officers who adopt a range of covers to conceal the aggressive nature of the information gathering," said Rampi.
"One example of such cover is that of a trainee ... it could be the pretty trainee with the long legs and the blonde hair."
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