Blow-up doll bandit arrested
Police have arrested a man they believe broke into an adult sex shop to have intercourse with blow-up dolls.
The 23-year-old man is thought to have smashed his way into the store in Cairns, Australia on a number of occasions before having his wicked way with an inflatable conquest.
On each occasion he is understood to have taken a "Jungle Jane" doll, had sex with it in an alley behind the store before discarded them - police were able to recover DNA from one of the dolls.
Wow, we got through that without any dodgy blow-up doll puns or references to 'taking her up the back alley.' Doh! we just blew it didn't we? Doh! and again.
