A survey of European penis size found that it is French men who need the biggest condoms ... news they responded to with that familiar gallic shrug and air of superiority.

French men were found to have an average penis length of 15.48 cm while the Greeks were the smallest in the survey of 25 countries with a more modest member measuring 12.4 cm.

But some (everyone outside of France) say the research by the Institute of Condom Consultancy was flawed because it relied on measurements the 10,500 men provided themselves. 

... and remember diminutive garlic-muncher Napoleon always claimed to be taller than he actually was.