A horse walks into a bar, gets barred
A horse walks into a bar, the landlady says "Get out you're barred" now the horse has a reason for the long face.
A cart-horse has been banned from going to the pub where she has become a regular, because the landlady has bought new carpets.
For the past couple of years cart horse Peggy has been going into the South Tyneside watering hole with owner Peter Dolan, she even developed a taste for the odd pint of John Smiths.
It all started when Peggy - who was normally left outside - followed Peter inside and no-one took any notice of her or insisted she leave.
Then again many of the drinkers probably thought they had just had a few too many.
But now the O'Malleys has undergone a makeover and been renamed Alexandra Hotel Peggy has been told she is no longer welcome.
The new landlady said she was shocked to find one of her new regulars was a horse.
Peggy is now teetotal.
