Shakespeare, init?

An author has re-written Shakespeare in chav-speak including titles such as 'Macbeff' and 'Romeo and His Fit Bitch Jools.'

Martin Baum, 48, from Dorset says his 'yoof' versions of the classics are a good thing because they can help more children got into the bard.

The comedy sketch writer, who was helped by his 13-year-old son, was inspired after hearing about simplified texts of Shakespeare's plays being introduced in schools a couple of years ago.